Preston came home from school with a Turkey Recipe book that he and his classmates made.
Here is his recipe:

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1) Ms. Hammel will buy one for my family, because we don’t buy turkey
2) a million lbs of turkey
3) wash it in our big blue pool
4) wrap it in 6 towels to dry him
5) put M&M’s on it
6) cut it with a very sharp knife


I love his receipe?
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Mom Perigo